My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off.

My 92 year old grandma. (via coffeestainedheart)

(Source: lule-bell)

gnarly:

circumcising:

what did people even wear in 2008

apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur 

officialundertaker:

illaminati:

mcporno:

there has never been a cool person called eugene

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nonomella:

my 6-year-olds were upset because i taught them ‘television’ and they were like NO TEACHER IT’S A TV

so i wrote ‘television’ on the board and highlighted “T” and “V” and they reacted like i’d just taught them the secrets of the universe